Popz Music Awards

Seeing as the EMA’S did not do justice to many artists (and categories) out there, I have taken time out of my busy study time table (of course, I am not procrastinating) to present the PMA’s (Popz Music Awards). In addition, this is undoubtedly unbiased and definitely very fair. All decisions have been made by a panel of expert judges, from a range of countries, genres, and industries. The judges decisions are final and if you feel the need to take offence or disagree with any decisions made, please feel free to have your lawyer email me at : thisispurelymyopinion@sodealwithit.com.

Note: If you find that One Direction features rather more than necessary, it might or might not have something to do with my music associate Naadirah having rigged the category.

 

  1. MOST BOGGLING LYRICS :

–          NOMINEES :

  • Rita Ora-Party and Bullshit
  • Neyo- Let Me Love You (until you learn to love yourself)

–          WINNER:  Neyo- Let Me Love You   (really now?)

  1. LYRICS MOST IN NEED OF PROZAC/HAVE SOMETHING THROWN AT :
  • Taylor Swift – We Are Never Getting Back Together
  1. MOST AMBIGUOUS LYRICS: 

–          NOMINEE:

  • One Direction: Live While We’re Young
  • Dev: In the Dark

–          WINNER :  One direction

  1. MOST EASILY “STUCK IN YOUR HEAD” SONGS:

–          NOMINEES:

  • Carly Rae Jepson -Call Me Maybe
  • One Direction -That’s What Makes You Beautiful
  • Justin Bieber -Boyfriend
  • Gotye- Somebody That I Used To Know
  • Rita Ora- Party and Bullshit

–          WINNER :  Carly Rae Jepson

  1. MOST ANNOYING SONG  :

–          NOMINEES :

  • Taylor Swift – We Are Never Getting Back Together
  • Carly Rae Jepson and Owl City – Good Time
  • Justin Bieber – As Long As You Love Me

– WINNER : Taylor Swift

  1. MOST UNDERRATED BANDS:

–          NOMINEES :

  • Muse
  • The Kongos
  • Mumford and Sons
  • Skillet

–          WINNER :  Skillet

  1. BEST LIVE PERFORMANCE

–          NOMINEES :

  • The Killers
  • Muse
  • Linkin Park
  • Lady Gaga
  • Justin Bieber

–          WINNER : Linkin Park (of course I am not biased….. Bieber did come close though, after all he did puke on stage)

  1. BEST NEW BAND

–          NOMINEES :

  • Mumford and sons
  • The Kongos
  • Fun

–          WINNERS : The Kongos

  1. MOST CATCHY DANCE:

–          NOMINEES

  • PSY – Gangnam Style
  • Michel Telo – Ai Se Eu Te Pego
  • Lonely island – The Creep (Yeah I know it’s not  a 2012 song)

–          WINNER:  Psy – Gangnam Style (bet  you didn’t see that coming)

  1. BEST MUSIC VIDEO :

–          NOMINEES :

  • Florence And The Machine – Say My Name
  • Swedish House Mafia – Greyhound (The Vodka advert)
  • One direction – Live While We’re Young
  • Linkin Park – Burn It Down
  • Katy Perry – Part Of Me

–          WINNER : Swedish House Mafia

  1. MOST CATCHY FOREIGN SONG

–          NOMINEES:

  • Don Omar – Danza Kuduro  (yeah …not 2012)
  • Psy – Gangnam Style
  • Micael Telo – Ai Se Eu Te Pego
  • Timaya – Shake Your Bum Bum

–          WINNER : Micael Telo – Ai Se Eu Te Pego (Give this a listen, my nephew has good taste)

  1. BEST NEW SONG :

–          NOMINEES:

  • The script – Hall of Fame
  • Linkin Park – Burnt it down
  • Muse- Madness
  • Ellie Goulding – Lights

–          WINNER :  Linkin Park

  1. BEST DANCE SONG:

–          NOMINEES :

  • Flo Rida ft Sia – Wild One
  • David Guetta feat Sia – She wolf
  • Swedish House Mafia feat John Martin – Don’t You Worry

–          WINNER : David Guetta

  1. BEST PARODY/ COVER :

–          NOMINEES :

–          WINNER : It’s a tie, between Ryan Higa and Sam tsui . You have to YouTube them!

  1. BEST NEW ROCK SONG

–          NOMINEES :

  • Sound Garden – Live To Rise
  • Foo Fighters – Walk
  • Linkin Park – Burn It Down

–          WINNER:  Linkin Park

  1. LEAST MEANINGFUL LYRICS:

–          NOMINEES :

  • Carly Rae Jepson – Call Me Maybe
  • Rihanna – Where Have You Been All My Life
  • Neyo – Let Me Love You
  • DEV – In The Dark
  • Nikki Minaj – All of her songs
  • Taylor Swift – We Are Never Getting Back Together

–          WINNER : This category is tied … Make your pick.

  1. BEST LYRICS WRITER :

–          NOMINEES :

  • Ed Sheeran
  • Birdy
  • Adele

–          WINNER : Ed Sheeran

  1. WORST LIVE SINGER

–          WINNER: Katy Perry

  1. BEST ALTERNATIVE BAND

–          NOMINEES :

  • Mumford and Sons
  • Muse

–          WINNER : Muse

  1. MOST DEEP SONG :

–          Winner : Linkin Park (Because I’m NOT biased)

  1. BEST MOVIE SOUNDTRACK:

–          Sound garden – Live to Rise : The Avengers

  1. MOST ILLUMATI LIKE MUSIC VIDEO :

–          NOMINEES :

  • Rihanna – Where Have You Been All My Life
  • Ke$ha – Die Young

–          WINNER: Ke$ha

Special Mention:

  1. BEST CONCERT THAT I’VE NEVER BEEN TO:

2012 Tomorrowland ( it just looks like a lot of fun……..youtube it)

  1. MOST PREDICTABLE NEW ALBUM:

Taylor Swift. (seriously how many break ups has she been through?)